I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

some uncultured human: *shocked about diana being bisexual*

me: she is from a island full of women, helen. what did you think she do in her spare time? dance around with manatees? 

he is becoming self aware

“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”

when you’re in the witness protection program but you still have to promote your music

A photo today of the James Comey testimony that eerily looks like a renaissance painting, taken by New York Times photographer Doug Mills

All republicans during Comey’s testimony

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Comey: I have no doubt there was Russian Interference

Republicans: Clinton’s Emails

Comey: I was fired due to my position regarding the Russian Investigation

Republicans: BUT HER EMAILS

there have been so many ridiculous things this administration gave us but one of my favorites is still the time comey who is 6 feet and 8 inches tall tried to hide in the curtains to avoid trump

#relatable