remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs

what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have

LISTEN

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

ugly privilege

alien: *abducts me*

me: omg huge fan thx

the face swap option is the worst thing to happen to snapchat

cute breadling goes for a swim :)

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not again

Is Ryan Reynolds even real

Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man

whenever someone says “mental illness is all just in your head!!” all i can think of is

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out As Really Mean: a 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off As Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

this can be our last chance to reblog it

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are

I SWEAR TO GOD

ban old people from the internet

clickhole

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer