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Zoë // 24 // Atl
I was born a forty year old mother of eight
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glad i never deleted this, i love seeing what a menace to society i was

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tiieriaerde

me seeing short term pleasure opportunities.

bitch this post is a lie those weird bars of soap at lush will last for months.

i smel like a peach

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this-onegoes

- Blythe Baird

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aw-hawkeye-no

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

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kegeliandialectics
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11thsense

I thought shark boy and lava girl was the most romantic thing in the world just cause at the end sharkboy touches her but she burns him so they walked down the beach holding pinkies instead. 6 year old me thought that was the height of romance

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bitchpipe

it was

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my fatal flaw is not knowing who i’m replying to at any time

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