i swear some of the polls on this site look like

Op did you mistype hours on all of the poll options?

nope

My condolences then

what ?

truly the pissing on the poor website

"-964⁰C... Reason: Leaking United States Classified Documents" Babe they are putting you in cryosleep 😭

Hey not to derail this post or anything but how the fuck did you post that in the future

It’s simple; this website fucking sucks.

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

his touy

your honor they’re 🏳️‍🌈

(Part 2 up now :DDD)

This? This shit right here? Why Mob Psycho 100 is my favorite anime right now.

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

strawberry themed dwebble/crustle variant

kofi

Another good boomer joke

This guy gets it

More of his comics and books are here: https://whyatt.com.au/cartoons/

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today

okay, i'm gonna be real. nitro man puts me in a bit of a precarious situation here.

as a stunt man and, more relevantly, a thrillseeker, nitro man is perhaps the most likely out of the entire cast of classic megaman to be fuckable simply by virtue of wanting to be given a ride. HOWEVER this is also simultaneously the reason why he should NOT be fucked in the first place.

as a thrillseeker, he's not content with normalcy. as time goes on, the established becomes droll and it's the nature to escalate. longer jumps, higher jumps, lower ramps, etc. anything anyone does with him will eventually become boring. passé. fucking? great at first. then next week he becomes bored. then he wants to use your body as a ramp. then he wants you to come along with him while you both launch through a hoop that's on fire and doing 69 at the same time with an extra 4 bananas in the tailpipe so it becomes a 73.

don't do that. any relationship where you have to escalate for your partner's satisfaction is not a relationship where you should be in. just the fact that someone is willing to do something intimate with you should in and of itself be special. explore what you can do, but know what you can't do, and don't compromise on what you won't do. never push past areas you're comfortable with, even for a partner's entertainment.

wow, that was surprisingly serious. alternative take: don't fuck a motorbike ezgg

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”