gf who served VS gf who ate

“But those girls were special. They were… They were champions.” YELLOWJACKETS: season 1 & season 2

yellowjackets s1 / sue zhao

YELLOWJACKETS: 101. Pilot ➙ 208. It Chooses

Not sure what was the vision here

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/

good luck, babe! - chappell roan

girls with big sad brown eyes can't be convicted of crimes

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

god yellowjackets is so cool. I wish soccer was real.

40 FICTIONAL FEMALE DYNAMICS #9. Taissa Turner & Shauna Shipman (Yellowjackets)

Aries Moon: Emotions are immediate, little filter between head and heart but there is some disconnect when it comes to vulnerability.

Taurus Moon: Emotions are slowly processed and sometimes blocked by practicality and cautious decision making. Is good at grounding themselves.

Gemini Moon: Emotionally detached yet fascinated by others emotions and ultimately their own.

Cancer Moon: Emotions flow and change like currents, they can easily drown themselves in their own feelings.

Leo Moon: Emotions frequently take form of passion and does everything emotionally in a bigger way.

Virgo Moon: Over thinks and over analyzes emotions, treats them like information that needs to be organized not felt/experienced.

Libra Moon: Emotions and intellect are balanced but negativity and intensity easily throw them off balance. Deepness needs to be explored.

Scorpio Moon: Emotional processing is intense, deep, and complex.

Sagittarius Moon: Emotions are more straight forward but sensitivity and deeper feelings are unfocused and scattered.

Capricorn Moon: Emotions are highly blocked with practicality and even some negativity or realism, expression revolves around security.

Aquarius Moon: Emotions are highly detached, has a huge curiosity about how other people work, wants to belong.

Pisces Moon: Emotions are felt very freely, almost chaotically.

CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella — April 12, 2024

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

ARE THESE FUDGY CHEWY OR CAKEY PLEASE THIS IS IMPORTANT

FUDGY !!!