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Pineapple Juice

@pineapplejuiceblogging-blog

Hello, it's me, Pineapple Juice. the sexiest juice Pineapple puns are hard, but I do my best.
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Thanks friend! It’s nice to see the family all in one place!

Sad that i still haven’t made the cut 😢

Let @peachjuiceblogging feel the love fam.

Hey @fruitjuiceblogging you keep tagging @pinapplejuiceblogging juice twice and leaving me out 😅 my URL is @pinEapplejuiceblogging

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Does anybody have any questions for me? I’m happy to answer any and all questions related to pineapples, pineapple juice, or just juice in general

I do, why are you so bitter? And why can your juice can erosion of the teeth, totally not healthy.

Well I don't know about bitter, but yes, pineapple juice can erode enamel if consumed in large quantities regularly for long periods of time. I suppose everything is best in moderation.

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This is a callout post for Sunny D

You’re not real juice

This is jucist 

Looks like you had some Salty D. Why not have a nice refreshing glass of Pineapple juice to hydrate yourself

If I drank pineapple juice I’d be just as bitter as you! 

I think you are mistaken. Pineapple juice actually makes you sweeter. Both figuratively, and literally ;)

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@juice community

How do you stand on flavored sodas? 

Lemon-lime, grape, orange….

Hmmmmmmm…… Well, the most I can say is that, just like Kool-aid, Sunny D, and CapriSun, they aren’t juices and are riddled with chemicals and artificial flavorings.

good point, razz! 

instead of picking a single “fruit” drink (sunny d, kool-aid, etc)

artifical flavorings truly are our enemy

Fake fruit flavors just don't offer the same wholesome benefits as real juice. We are delicious and nutritious.

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