Ville Valo - HIM
turns out eddie munson is alive and well and he's my bf (real)!!!!!!! who would've thought!!!!!!!
A fan sends Eddie a buzzfeed listicle-style article about celebrities that have committed crimes because Steve is listed as an honorable mention.
Eddie films himself texting a link to the article to Steve and then films Steve receiving the text. He’s just like, “Why are you sending me this?”
Eddie: Just look at it
Steve, after reading the headline: Are you mentioned in this? That’s bullshit, Eddie. It’s like, defamation of character because you never-
Steve, getting to the part he’s mentioned at: What the hell? I’m not a celebrity…. Or a criminal!
Steve; Eddie, stop telling your internet friends that I’m a criminal! I’ve never committed a crime. I’ve never been charged with a crime.
Steve: I was in a car accident once but I wasn’t charged with anything because it was justified. I’ve actually never been arrested in my life. This is insane.
Fans, not even an hour after Eddie’s Tiktok: *post pictures of Steve and Eddie’s mugshots after a bar fight in Cleveland during Corroded Coffin’s 1989 tour.
Steve:
Steve: Well, I forgot that happened.
I'm reminded of this:
people will just say anything
Dennis Rodman slays absolute penis
Carrying your unconscious Vulcan to a safer place, always.
Mirrorverse Bonus:
In this household we love one (1) pocketsized princess and her funcle.
We’re all seeing it, right?
Ponyo 崖の上のポニョ(2008)
dir. Hayao Miyazaki
The Duffers: Okay, so you’re Steve’s rival, right? You two have tension over being Dustin’s older-brother figure. You’re jealous. You might even want to be a little mean to Steve, you got that?
Joseph Quinn: 20k words, rivals to lovers, sexual tension, clothes swapping, queer awakenings, slow burn-
eddie to normal people: 🙅♂️😈😤🗣️👺 eddie to cheerleaders: 😇🖤🥺🙏✨
You learned my song. My- my playing’s shit, and I did have a-
THEY HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACIAL EXPRESSION HELP ME-
"I'm scared, Jaskier." "Just saying that makes you braver than you know." "That's it. That's what makes you so special. You don't just see people. You see the best in them." | THE WITCHER SEASON THREE
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