"'My fur is perfectly fine'. I beg to differ, Spikes. I know my bed heads, and you have a Code 14CC bed head we need to take care of, stat."
“There is a code to this now—wait never mind. How did you even get here?! I had six cups of coffee already. There’s no way I could have fallen asleep! And I told you, my fur is fine. The quills curl up this way naturally!”
“Ooh, such strong denial. Not to mention a lost perception on the line between dream and reality! It’s far worse than I imagined. The quills are digging into your skull, my friend. I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate~!”