Eurovision traditions:

Italy sending the best song every year but never actually winning the contest
Germany getting 0 points
UK & Spain ending at the bottom of the leaderboard
Sergey Lazarev finishing in 3rd place
Jury voting being absolutely useless & totally stupid
Greece & Cyprus giving each other 12 points
Ballads

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obamashair

“Today I’ve learned that you can hide 50% of your face wrinkles by just wearing an eyepatch.”

Barabara Schöneberger, smearing Madonna

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i love that måns has become like the unofficial mascot of eurovision and now if he doesn’t show up at least once in the show it’s like ????? Something Is Wrong ????? and i hope this continues for years to come

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thekissapple

Us during Eurovision: Stop with all the political votes, we’re tired of it

Also us during Eurovision: WE’RE NEIGHBOURS WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2 POINTS WE GAVE YOU 10

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tooticking

No one:

Polish guy:

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doctorcapaldy

when you forget your headphones at home

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artistwriterdreamer

What I’ve gathered from the tag #eurovision on tumblr within the 15 minutes it ended (2019)

Italia was robbed
Germany getting 0 points was genius
Everybody hates the system
The. F l a g s.
Pianos need to be, apparently, on fire to be even remotely interesting
Cyprus Madonna was better than Actual Madonna
“It hurts to be alive.”
Australia wasn’t actually bad though no one dares to say it
North Macedonia was liked by juries. Not by people.
Geopolitics. Period.
Everybody hates ballads now
Hatari.
England and Spain ending last almost together has turned into a meme
Graham Norton gets stanned so hard. Actual hero for Great Britain
“They deserved better.”
Nobody wanted Duncan Laurence to win so bad, that even the hosts didn’t know his last name. Shame on you.