omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

There’s a lot going on

someone: are you free this weekend?

me:

The problem with infinity war is that Tony Stark, Peter Parker and Doctor Strange just waltzed themselves over to the secondary location and if they’d listened to Bittenbinder then those dumbasses would have known that THE ODDS OF COMING BACK ALIVE FROM THE SECONDARY LOCATION ARE SLIM TO NONE

All too real rn

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

i read a word wrong as perhapeth and now i cant stop using it

This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

Bro… She deflected one chair, then caught the other..WITH ONE HAND ✋

I still want to know what led to this

The screenwriter even admitted this, by the way.

Oh my fucking god we’re trapped in the timeline Marty fucked up

I KNEW THERE WAS A GODDAMN REASON.

To Do List:

1. Buy money clip (engraved?)

twitter PLEASE stop showing me mark hamill’s likes