Hi there

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

Every Zelda game ever: Link: I’m a hero let me help Kings: Link who? Never heard of him

Breath of the Wild: Kings: You’re a hero help us Link: Link who? Never heard of him

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

I just got the 

cutest

thing

ever

!!!!11!1!1!!!!11

OMFG where can i get this?

i got mine here! They have some sale going on and i ended up buying it right away(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

um i clicked on the paGe and the next thing below it was called a ding dong squishy toy…

I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS THING GLOWS IN THE DARK. I LEGIT WOKE UP MY ROOMMATE, BURST INTO HER ROOM SQUEALING, BECAUSE THIS DAMN THING GLOWS IN THE DARK. IT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I EVER SAW. Also if you look really close it has a SMILE that goes :3 It also has a cute little butt. You guys don’t understand, I bought 4 of these fuckers. They are perfect and everyone needs one!!!!

Okay but...it's also a dick? Are you just gonna have 4 little penises chilling in your room or

(via RiggsBarstool)

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

Amen why IS THIS THE TRUTH

Uchan (via quotethatword)

IM DYING

This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

without a doubt

shoutout to the genuinely nice girls who tell u ur hair looks good or ask where u got ur jeans from or gently let u know if u have lipstick on ur teeth…..u make the world a better place 

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

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21st Century Macgyver

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