HEY SO i’m sorry about not being on. i’ve been hella stressed lately and haven’t really been in the mood to be here but things are slowly but surely getting better so i’ll try to get on around sunday!!

[inspired by this]

• “actually… i just miss you.”
• “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
• “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
• “and then everything just disappears.”
• “and where do i go?”
• “anyone could tell from here.”
• “are you finishing that or…?”
• “are you stupid or stupid?”
• “anything, just call me, okay?”
• “bitch better have my money.”
• “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
• “but did you do it?”
• “call me now. it’s urgent.”
• “can’t you listen to me?”
• “cross that. don’t answer that.”
• “don’t even think about it.”
• “don’t you dare walk away.”
• “do it. i dare you.”
• “did you think i forgot?”
• “eventually… you just move on.”
• “even if you still do.”
• “everything will fall into place.”
• “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
• “for once, i need you.”
• “for once… i was right.”
• “for once… i was wrong.”
• “forget i even asked you.”
• “forget it. you fucking suck.”
• “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
• “fuck off. i mean it.”
• “give and take. that’s life.”
• “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
• “have you lost your mind?”
• “hello? it’s me. i was-”
• “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
• “here’s a glass of whatever.”
• “how about a hug, hm?”
• “how about you make me?”
• “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
• “i can’t be around you.”
• “i don’t need you, really.”
• “i don’t need this now.”
• “is this your first time?”
• “it’s just a cut, really.”
• “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
• “i said i love you.”
• “just don’t fuck it up.”
• “just… come back alive, okay?”
• “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
• “kick his ass for me.”
• “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
• “life really sucks. feel better.”
• “letting go hurts… a lot.”
• “let me live, will you?”
• “no, i don’t need you.”
• “nothing can hurt me now.”
• “nothing matters anymore to me.”
• “okay it was me… so?”
• “people lie all the time.”
• “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
• “please, you can’t die now.”
• “please don’t leave me alone.”
• “quiet. they can hear us.”
• “quick! give me your phone!”
• “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
• “quit it or i’ll bite.”
• “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
• “really? do i look stupid?”
• “real smooth, tripping over air.”
• “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
• “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
• “seriously? give me a break.”
• “so… what are we now?”
• “so… did you miss me?”
• “so… can we go eat?”
• “so… when’s the next flight?”
• “so… how did everything go?”
• “sometimes, i wish you died.”
• “so what? you did it.”
• “time passes slower without you.”
• “then what do you suggest?”
• “the fuck? who are you?”
• “then you tell me why.”
• “this is not working out.”
• “this isn’t what i wanted.”
• “this is all a fucking disaster.”
• “when did it all happen?”
• “who knew you’d be here?”
• “why do i even bother?”
• “why do i love you?”
• “why didn’t you tell me?”
• “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
• “you can’t be here now.”
• “you look like an accident.”
• “you really need to go.”
• “you know who to call.”
• “zero fucks given. next please.”

ok but best friends falling in love with each other will forever be my favorite plots of all time ): here are some that will ruin ur life: 

• ur the new kid and i invite u to sit w me at lunch and oh i noticed ur wearing my favorite band / movie / have my favorite book and we have a rly interesting conversation and oh ur in like a lot of my classes wow cool and hey we’re friends now and like now we’re best friends and then u start dating someone else and im ok w it until i realize no the fuck im not daTE me instead ): 
• we have no idea what personal boundaries are and yeah we’ve made out before a lot and yeah it was ok but we’re friends ok f r i e n d s and why r u staring at me like that? why are u holding my hand always? why are u telling me how much u adore me? we’re not dating? oh u’ve been in love w me for years and i’m a doorknob ): pls come back 
• i confessed i might be in love w u and u said u weren’t interested in dating me bc we’re just friends and i’m getting over that heartbreak but u show up on my doorstep and kiss me and we end up in bed and in the morning u tell me this was a mistake and before i can stop u, u leave. u show up again. lather rinse repeat. ):
• we share a mutual friend but we’re not rly that close until our friend takes us to a party and they ditch us and we’re not rly part of the crowd so we just sit together and talk a lot. turns out we like a lot of the same things (or we hate a lot of the same things or ur opinion sucks balls here is why ur wrong wow pls continue talking i love how much passion u put into ur opinions even tho they suck balls lol) we grow close and p soon we’re always together. turns out i actually rly rly like u. will u kiss me now? no? ): but why? oh ur in love w our mutual friend and im so sad now ):
• we were friends throughout childhood and school. i was a dweeb and ur my way cooler friend but u moved away when we were like 15 we grew apart even tho we promised to stay in touch. i see ur facebook updates and i read ur tweets and i miss u and i wanna talk to u but i dont ?? so we fade away and then one day u show up in my life again and ho ly fuck my heart is doing the beepboop thing but i’m still a loser and ur a fuckin god/dess. ): u wanna catch up and holy shit its like old times again and wow im fuckin in love w u – oh ur getting married ): but … ilu? pls? 
• we tried the whole dating thing and it didn’t work out and we’ve moved beyond that. ur my go-to friend on anything and everything and any problem u got i will fucking mow down hell to fix and wow ur smile just lights up my world and pls dont be sad who made u sad i will throw them in hell and mow them down and – oh wow. i never got over u. ur my fucking world and i just want u to be happy but u can only see me as a friend bc when u look at me u see our failed relationship but im not the same person i swear to god. ): 
• and jusT BEST FRIENDS FALLING IN LOVE ): ): ): 

change pronouns/ect if necessary

• “i sell hardcore drugs.”
• “we need help.”
• “you’re gonna be okay.”
• “believe in the fireflies.”
• “got enough ration cards to last us a few months.”
• “be careful.”
• “i am the romantic type.”
• “don’t leave me to turn.”
• “it’s gettin’ close to curfew.”
• “going outside the wall is suicide.”
• “you mumble in your sleep.”
• “i hate bad dreams.”
• “it’s called luck—and it’s gonna run out.”
• “are you still breathing?”
• “we’re shitty people.”
• “our luck had to run out sooner or later.”
• “don’t touch me.”
• “she’s infected.”
• “just fucking go.”
• “i can’t swim.”
• “does it sound like i know how to whistle?”
• “i’m a pretty good shot with that thing.”
• “let’s get the hell outta here.”
• “goddammit—i’m clean!”
• “i owe you nothin’.”
• “there’s one inside.”
• “it’s the normal people that scare me.”
• “you of all people should understand that.”
• “i can handle myself.”
• “once upon a time, i had somebody i had to look after.”
• “you don’t need to worry about me.”
• “fuckin’ hunters.”
• “i’ve been on both sides.”
• “so–you kill a lot of innocent people?”
• “you sacrifice the few to save the many.”
• “i don’t think they saw us.”
• “trust me, it ain’t easy.”
• “damn it—spores.”
• “somethin’ on your mind?”
• “you make every shot count.”
• “just so we’re clear… it was either him or me.”
• “how’d i do?”
• “yeah, well, i was tryin’ to kill you.”
• “you’re bleeding.”
• “we can help each other.”
• “i saved you!”
• “you wanna hear a joke about pizza? …never mind, it was too cheesy.”
• “how is it you’re never scared?”
• “what are you scared of?”
• “i’m scared of ending up alone.”
• “it’s all your fault!”
• “thanks for not blowin’ my head off.”
• “you survived because of me.”
• “you lay your hands on me again, it won’t end well for you.”
• “you still remember how to kill, right?”
• “hey, hey—are you hurt?”
• “i guess we’re both disappointed with each other, then.”
• “what do you want from me?”
• “i can’t get infected!”
• “you are treading on some mighty thin ice here.”
• “i’ve lost people, too.”
• “you have no idea what loss is.”
• “everyone i’ve ever cared for has either died or left me.”
• “sounds like runners.”
• “can you walk?”
• “stay the fuck back!”
• “i think we’re safe.”
• “you’re a better shot with that thing than i am.”
• “don’t sound so disappointed.”
• “you handled yourself pretty nice back there.”
• “i believe that everything happens for a reason.”
• “you’re just a kid.”
• “i can protect you.”
• “i’ll come back for you.”
• “you’re a fucking animal.”
• “you have no idea what i’m capable of.”
• “i’m gonna teach you how to play guitar.”
• “another city, another abandoned quarantine zone.”
• “is this everything you were hoping for?”
• “we don’t have to do this.”
• “i ain’t leavin’ without you.”
• “i guess you can’t escape your past.”
• “hands in the fucking air!”
• “i pretty much lost everything.”
• “no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.”

• how to lose a guy in ten days: the bet, the article, both think they’re duping the other
• before sunrise: strangers meet, they have a connection, but it has an expiration date
• pretty woman: prostitute with a wealthy person– who doesn’t love cinderella?
• you’ve got mail: PEN PALS ( you can add in the real life hate for angst )
• notting hill: basically people with completely different lifestyles fight for love
• groundhog day: ~you must relive the same day until ur good~
• what happens in vegas: VEGAS WEDDING!!!! miserable aftermath
• uptown girls: nanny falls in love with cynical musican
• whats your number: obsessed with having a low sex count, they find their exes
• maid in manhattan: MAID&SENATOR (he doesn’t have to be a gross republican tho)
• my best friend’s wedding: friend breaks marriage pact and u realize u love them
• forgetting sarah marshall: u & ur ex are at the same hotel
• bridget jones diary: modern pride and prejudice
• sweet home alabama: country gone couture realizes they still love their ex
• a lot like love: we’ve met up every few years & i want to tell you i love you each time
• 10 things i hate about you: BETS!!!!! BETRAYAL!!!!! DYNAMIC PEOPLE!!!!
• the proposal: who doesn’t love the fake affair stuff???
• the wedding planner: we had a thing once and now i’m helping u with ur wedding
• when harry met sally: can men and women be platonic friends?????
• 500 days of summer: ‘i don’t want a relationship….’ but we do couple things
• jersey girl: your the girl i met after my wife died!!!
• along came polly: my partner cheated our honeymoon and you helped me forget it
• the wedding date: i’m single & sad so i’m bringing a prostitute to my sister’s wedding
• the wedding singer: i’m heartbroken and sad and singing at your wedding
• sleepless in seattle: i heard you on a radio talk show and i’m OBSESSED
• moonstruck: desperate widow falls in love with her slapdash fiance’s brother
• no strings attached: besties hookup with no emotions hahahhaha ya right bud