It is what it is

It’s Media

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Sigh

*open mouth kissing little Caesar with my hand up his toga*

He quivers and stumbles on his own words, “Pizza, p-pizza”

stabbing him 23 times if you get what I mean

Gonna toss his Caesar salad if you get what I mean

He’s getting Crazy Bred if you get what I mean

B E E P ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

After absolutely less than half an hour of research I found him. His name is Eloi Rovira from Barcelona. No I'm not obsessed with him. And one more thing

there are digimon in your computer right now fighting the darkness to make our world safe and all you can post about is cum

Gargomon, help me cum!

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

“Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion” (1997) by David Mirkin

@gamazoar boyfren. Look.

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The manga is getting really off topic.

next a bite button PLEASE

huge day for people who like to interact with mutuals but are too scared to go beyond liking their posts. get booped idiot

Remember when someone was like “haha the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is make it so you get a badge for looking at 600 posts instead of what twitters doing lol” and then they did it. That was pretty awesome. I think the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is stop flagging trans women’s post as sexual right fucking now lol and fix prev tags and get rid of the fucking bigots and racists and nazis for once haha and also apologize for this shit. Wouldn’t that be pretty funny lol haha it would be so funny if they did this

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

You can’t forget this one either

Ok yeah I did not expect kill stealing in tic tac toe

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"

I am literally throwing you into a volcano

Everyone should decorate their shit.

No more "keep the house beige incase we decide to sell it someday"

Oh god that's beautiful

Decorate for the current occupant, not the future one.

This is such a skill