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some of my favorites from a shoot I did with my insanely talented friend @thebigbluecity 💕☄🌹
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“ur always wearing that harness in ur pics, I feel like its a curse. r u a witch?” babe I wish I was 💕
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im back babes xx 💕
hello tumblr since the last time u saw me i’ve gotten 2 tattoos, bangs, and am considerably more hot than before
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Someone: *flirts with me* Me: I’m an unromanceable companion sorry
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I SPIT MY DRINK OUT
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Alexander McQueen - Savage Beauty
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fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death.
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If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
premiium
holy fucking shit
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The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.
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I’m pro-hoe, pro-prude, pro-sex-on-the-first-date, pro-only-with-a-partner, pro-no-sex-until-marriage. Pro-your-body-your-rules.
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brain: let's go out and get stabbed!
me: what no why
brain: if we survive we'll get attention and if we die we'll be dead
me: ....actually that's a p good plan
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do i look lonely?
Oh this is good
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This is important.
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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
klutzmer
he cheated. on his wife.
forcesense
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
divinedorothy
fave things about this post:
- the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
- calling any founding father a slut
- the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
- that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
- Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
- 210 slutty, slutty years
- the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
- the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
- i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
- His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
- i barely know who alexander hamilton is