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The Skramz- Edvard Munch

In this painting, a young boy stands on a pier shouting angrily along to screamo music, a genre in which emotive fuckboys shout about their hardships in suburbia. One can just feel the angst by looking at this classic masterpiece.

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Judge & Drum God on Cistene Chapel Ceiling - Michelangelo

The brotherly love depicted on the Cistene Chapel ceiling is one that knows no bounds. However, their fingertips do not meet, symbolizing the strain in the relationship, mostly because of high drum volume and preteen angst.

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This piece shows Judge Washington leading his troops through The River I Pissed In. Not many people know that the water was so rough that Judge Washington was brought to shed a single indie tear. The boat reminded him of his unstable sex life.

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I was in the Highschool after school at like 9 and the loud speaker thing came on and a voice said "now boarding terminal 2, flight number 2437. Please board now"and then it turned off

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