love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

Showers are like doctor who regenerations if I go too long without one I start doing waters of mars shit

Jean Valjean saving Marius in the musical: "he's like the son I might have known"

Jean Valjean in the brick: 'he gazed at him in that half-light with an inexpressible hatred'

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

Talking of excuses not to attend class, my online grad cert had people from all over the world. One guy emailed, “Can’t get to zoom that day, have to go hunt an elk”. The guy was Canadian, and he had to go hunt because his hunting licence was about to expire or something.

on this day 10 years ago George Blagden posted a cover to his yt channel. the world hasn’t been the same since.

happy 10th anniversary to “?”, I made a little something to celebrate :)

*sees a gay couple* so which one of you is the angelically beautiful, charming young man capable of being terrible, at once scholarly and warlike, both a thinker and a man of action, and which one is the sceptic, the anarchic questioner of all beliefs, scornful of allegiance to any cause, incapable of belief, of thought, of will, of life, and of death?

i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind

LISTEN

LISTEN EVERYBODY

LISTEN TO ME

GENERAL

IS DEAD 😩😩

he led them to wine and they led him to joy 🥹

Les Amis de l'Barbenheimer

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

Bro, I love this moment from the tour so much😭 Marius says “A ghost you say, a ghost may be” and Grantaire just freezes in place like “…wait, actually?”

ruining your life all by yourself beautiful?