the whole world is egg

forbidden mario pussy attack

"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for discovering new types of grief. also the timeloop

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

I'm rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It's basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.

yesterday afternoon a Syrian student at Stanford was hit by a car and told by the driver "fuck you and your people". he recognized the driver as someone who has been harassing Arab and Muslim students at pro-Palestine protests. the student was hospitalized after being hit by this man's car. Stanford has yet to acknowledge that this was an anti-Arab, Islamophobic crime, and waited over eight hours after the incident to send out a warning to students. you can find more info and an email template to contact Stanford's administration at @/stanfordmsu and @/stanfordsjp on instagram

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

we need to bully people who work monday through friday when they say “have a good weekend” on fridays or whatever. Your words mean nothing to me. i don’t fucking know what a weekend is you child emperor

i think elon should buy tik tok next

He would kill TikTok and then the K-pop fans would descend upon him like a murder of enraged crows and strip the flesh from his bones in an act of karmic retribution.

So yes, he should totally buy Tik Tok next.

I really hate the way TV shows are made these days. I hate what streaming services have turned them into. I hate that there are only 8 episodes in a season. I hate that fans have to binge the show within a certain timeframe to get shows renewed and even then they still cancel them. I hate that queer shows especially queer shows about women are always cancelled. I hate that we get season after season of the most boring and repetitive hetero storylines that get renewed. I hate that fans have to be the ones to give our stories happy endings. 

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

⚠️ ❗TODAY IS THE LAST DAY MR KRABS CAN LEGALLY KILL. EVERYONE BE SAFE AS HE IS LIKELY TO BE OUT FOR ONE LAST HURRAH❗ ⚠️