yeah but no

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

I did this once to a friend while walking to the gym one morning. He honked at me and apparently I looked murderous in response. He called me later that day (“to give [me] time to have coffee”) to apologize.

My dad did this to me once and i ignored him and later that day he was like why did you ignore me i honked at you and i was like "that was you?? I thought it was a creep" and he looked mortified

i am aware that i only come here to be depressed but this was the worst christmas of my entire existence and i just want to ya know

i don't even care about christmas i don't know why im so triggered

for my fellow solitaireheads

I cannot stress this enough & cant believe it has to be said: DO NOT SHIP THE TWO POPES (Francis and Benedict) IN “the two popes”.

I mean it. Firstly, they’re both real people. Secondly, they’re popes. Thirdly, they’re real popes.

This post is a distant shark fin in this big blue ocean of a website

Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM...⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

Whenever someone says they're bad at remembering faces I think about the time I went to a music festival and befriended a very nice girl who invited me to leave the fairgrounds and hang out while she changed outfits, but when we got to her hotel I asked if it was ok to sit on one of the beds, which caused her to realize that she had mistaken me for the person she traveled there with & that she had literally brought a complete stranger to her hotel room

"Your show might be delayed by the wga strikes!"

I watched Sherlock, mate. We waited three years for the 3 worst episodes you've ever seen. This is nothing

op delete this now

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

"you're not man enough, not feminine enough"

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i'm not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos