i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

Donald Trump ghostwrote this

awfully bold of you to assume trump could spell ‘inconveniences’

self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

“We cut a trough into the set, and we put a piece of rigging that goes under the set and into the mother’s stomach. It’s a little creepy, I know. But it allows us to slide her along the surface of the sand, and every time she reaches out and claws into the sand, that’s all a plasticine or clay surface that we have to carve into and move a frame at a time. We’d have little bits of sand that were flying up in the air, so we take these little bits of foam or clay, we put them on bug pins or wires or little bits of fishing line, and we have those elevated and move them a frame at a time to make it look like it’s bursting out of the ground.” - Travis Knight 

literally impecable. Im losing my mind

And it all happens so naturally that you never question how it could happen

I’ve never seen the piece of media this is from, but I’m blown away. Even beyond that bit of technical wonder, just how expressive the doll is. The anguish and pain shows so clearly, without being almost comical. A lot of stop animation (even ones I love!) rely so heavily on sound to make the scenes emotionally charged.

this is from Kubo and the Two Strings and the whole film is this stunning

Kubo and the Two Strings is a criminally underrated masterpiece, the uncontested best animated film of 2016 and probably the decade, and is available on Netflix.  Please do yourself a favor and watch this movie it is so beautiful and so, so good.  You are guaranteed to cry.  Everything about this movie was perfect.  This is a ten star movie on a four star scale.

PLEASE WATCH KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS.

Warning: this movie will make you cry. Like a lot.

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

This is really important.

can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god

mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband

dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN

fun fact if you’re a man you’re not allowed to laugh at this joke bcus i don’t go a day without hearing about how girls are all overemotional unstable and crazy so you all still think like this you’ve just gotten better at phrasing it in a way that doesnt seem like bullshit at first glance

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

i just saw a post that redid POTUS as SCROTUS which stands for “so called ruler of the united states” and i wanted to let you all know that’s how i will exclusively refer to trump henceforth

If you see any #droptheb bullshit just know it’s people from 4chan trying to piss everyone off and make us fight! We should have #bipansolidarity

Specifically ‘alt-right’ accounts have been spreading this shit.

Just like ‘alt-right’ figures have been spreading ‘droptheT’ and ‘clovergennder’ and ‘freebleeding’.

This is a blatant fascist plant to get us to attack each other. Let. It. Die.

Spread some bisexual celebration instead. 

And if they go for antisemitism next, don’t fucking fall for it.

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.

i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.

i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:

Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.

I just sent myself five of these. none of them came through.

I just did this myself last night and out of the ten ask I sent myself only one came through.

Please know if I’m not responding to you, your ask, or your messages, I am not willingly ignoring you. I am however doing my best to try and stay in contact with everyone.

sorry to everyone who tagged me or sent me an ask. If I didn’t react to it, tumblr didn’t show me.

when talking abt LGBT issues we gotta keep in mind that like

1. internet communities and discourse dont reflect the real world at all

2. some people dont actually live in seattle

b99 + textposts

Reblog if you'd be *less* likely to pet a cat who was biting you

I’m trying to prove something to my cat.