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magmacones
“Well done Spyro! Step right on into Dragon Shores Park!”

YEE HAW.. its my fav bonus level ever… i always felt so happy when spyro finally got to his holiday destination here. And look at how pretty the colours are!!

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unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

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hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

He also jabs racists in the eye!

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tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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biglawbear

I have a new role model

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briarchubnj

😍

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runcibility

“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

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bogleech

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

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tramampoline

we need him more than ever…

God imagine kicking an officers ass for $50 nowadays. It’d be glorious.

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shitidoldied

JENSEN ACKLES HATES GAYS SO BAD

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kuragin

someone wrote a YA novel about this  in case you think it couldnt get any worse

said novel also appears in the hands of a character on the tv show riverdale 

shortly before this iconic  exchange

i’m not making any point with this it’s just that the connection from jensen ackles being homophobic to “the gargoyle king wants us to be a ship” are making me go completely insane goodbye

HERE’S the explanation. bless u, internet

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Me: capitalism is bad i think im a socialist lets see what thats all about

Every anti capitalism post on here: dont even breath near me if youre a neo trotskyist can we talk about how joe burger uprooted the primemedicalist structure of the early 1800s Soviet union or is that too tankie anarcho maoist

Me, now sobbing: please sir im a dumbass

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