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When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.

I’m just cookin pizza!

# WHERE WOULD THIS HAVE GONE IF HE HADNT SMACKED HIM

“Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?”

“Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”

Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

THIS IS A LITERAL MASTERPIECE

When a sex scene ruins family time

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

I. Am. Crying.

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

in what world would anyone give up a job in paris for ross geller