Halving teppou, full process of tying in video on patreon.com/posts/17941317 .  Model: Anon, Rope and Photo: Rumen Basheff, Austin, TX, Source: rumenbasheff.wordpress.com

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

I love when emergency vehicles barrel down the street and all the cars slow down and pull over. It’s truly one of the few occasions when humanity unites in a dramatic show. I feel such a sense of pride when I am part of that. Go on your merry way, police car, do not let us impede you!

Even more satisfying when you're the one driving the emergency vehicle. More often than not, people just stop their cars directly in the way though.

fellas is it gay to be a good person

fellas is it gay to be the only part of the most beautiful women who don’t fit that stereotype the only way I’ll have a good chance

fellas is it gay to have a good time with you and your team

fellas is it gay to get a lot of the apocalypse

Fellas is it gay to do it with her and she said that her mom is going home

Fellas is it gay to be gay n not a problem

Fellas is it gay or not a good thing to do with it

Fellas is it gay to get out of the house for an hour of sunlight

Fellas is it gay to see you soon and have a great weekend

Fellas is it gay to be a good one to have a good time with you and your team for the next few days

UNMUTE THIS

Everyone in Virginia Beach with this snow

“guns don’t kill people, people kill people”

when’s the last time you saw someone strangle 58 people in less than 15 minutes, steve?

Nice. Let’s keep assault rifles and all other deadly weapons in the hands of our government, who’ve proven to be loyal and trustworthy to our government.

What’s your plan, Tom? Gonna fight the fucking military drones with your rifle? Is that the plan? Gonna go shoot some cops because the feds are untrustworthy? Take out the swat teams with your personal arsenal?

Tom, the cops are already killing innocent people. Why are you not leading the revolution, Tom? Why are you and your gunnut friends not marching with the BLMs? Where were you when the government decided to march over private citizens land build a pipline that will poison their water? Is it possible that you don’t actually care about what the government and the police does?

Dating Me

downside:  i will slowly but surely drag you downwards into the hellish pit of despair in which i reside

upside:  i will send you funny cat photos

They look the same!!

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

Me

When people call their titties tiny and they’re a solid B at least and I’m over here with nipples on a ribcage like