me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

I keep forgetting that Chris Pratt’s character has an actual name in Jurassic World

to me it’s just Chris Pratt

doing his job

saving the world

guarding the galaxy

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

snifts

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution

when you have 3 exams in one week

I love when strangers text me

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date

senior graduation

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

have u seen anything so pure in your life

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

Get out.

there are only a few things that i reblog always

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jourdyn-carissa ethanpesto