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this isn’t what I’d intended to do with my afternoon but I was absolutely overcome after discovering this tumblr post positing Ms. Frizzle as a grown-up and transitioned Arnold gone back in time to teach & inspire her younger self, and then half an hour later this had happened,
broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*
if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person
Me, on the porch: chillin
Woods: WoooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEG
Me:
Best case scenario, it’s a fox. Worst case scenario, you’re next.
If you investigate the noises the forest is making, you are opening the door for the forest to investigate /you/
how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?
As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it
i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.
Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.
one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct
also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other
pacific rim was really like "our giant monster-killing robots are powered by the tender, intimate, powerful connection of soulmates - romantic, platonic, or familial" and i've never recovered from how the sheer brilliance of that concept made me feel
like i'm sorry but these enormous metal robots so vast and powerful that they run on nuclear reactor cores welded into their chests can only be moved and controlled by the power of love??? how does that not drive you utterly insane just thinking about it???
Awww yes, it’s skijoring season in Colorado. I hope I get to go watch this year.
How the chicken-fried FUCK did I not know about this before? I am delighted.
It is DELIGHTFUL fun. Apparently it’s a Scandinavian thing and some cultures over in that part of the world use reindeer. Not sure who brought it over to Colorado or when, but it sure is popular.
Ok but if we really want to make this Peak Colorado:
We gotta.
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
Our cat is cute!!!
headlights before electricity was discovered
Listen, I know objectively this is a shitty car mod, but like you have to admit in terms of ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick
No problem Boblem
No probert Robert
friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…
me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.
Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay
This is the quality content I live for
This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball
