rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

her armpits would NOT be clean shaven

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3007

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since 2010 we have lived in a beautiful world where you can go online and read stories about real life heterosexual evil millionaires where they’re decent and in gay love with each other. all because they put andrew garfield and his big ass brown eyes in a movie. 13 years ago

Bonus internet points will be awarded to anyone who actually tries this exercise before voting.

Assume you need to get the spelling at least somewhat close, and if a character has multiple names, only one counts. Also, if a character doesn't have a canonical name, I'm sorry, but "that guy's wife" doesn't count.

For reference, if you can name the 9 members of the Fellowship, the eponymous Hobbit and his 13 dwarf buddies, 3 prominent women, and the guy who runs the Rivendell B&B, that's 27 characters right there. And you probably also know the name of a dragon.

For further reference, Tolkien Gateway has 637 (!!) pages dedicated to Third Age characters. (Don't click that link until you've voted, of course)

absolutely incredible that this fragment is the only evidence we have of a play of aeschylus about iphigenia.

i shouldnt be at the club i should be at a monastery. illuminating texts and shit

ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy

mwt turn on booping

mwt

turn on booping mwt

SHE DID IT

[ID: a tumblr pop-up that reads, “You’re about to EVIL BOOP meganwhalenturner,” with the options “EVIL BOOP” and “Cancel.” there are two illustrations of cat paws on either side of the text, one orange, one black. /end ID]

i’ve ascended

mwt turn on booping

mwt

turn on booping mwt

SHE DID IT

you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

happy one year anniversary to possibly the best plum poem since william carlos williams' "this is just to say"

On September 14, 2023 I hit reblog on this post and scheduled it for 1 April because this is the poem I want to think about on the first day of National Poetry Month.

[ID: Scum Villain sketch of Luo Binghe leaning his head on Shen Qingqiu's shoulder. Shen Qingqiu looks away with a small blush and smile. Binghe has a kissy face and a pleading expression. /end ID]

Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

i would have booped you my brother, my captain, my king