soccer bitch

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

Probably.

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

Lily James and Alicia Vikander in One Red Nose Day and a Wedding (2019)

The height, the gaze, the lighting, the color, the...

banana boy

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

Kristen Bell at the 2019 Emmy Awards

when lizzo said "self love is survival" and when hannah gadsby said "do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation" and when mitski said "i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation"

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

We’re getting pretty close to having adults who weren’t alive during 9/11, and we really need to admit at this point that the overemphasis on 9/11 in the US is just a propaganda machine to indoctrinate the younger generations into nationalism and to justify all the horrible war crimes the US committed in the Middle East, and the continued mistreatment and distrust towards refugees.

more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody gives a shit because we can’t use it to justify imperialism

straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25

fake fans smfh

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous. 

I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy. 

Literally if all straight men were like this the world would be 100% less awful