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I was going to make a post complaining about this pretentious dude in my Buddhist philosophy class but then I remembered I was also in a Buddhist philosophy class

“I was in a manga store buying pocky when this WEEABOO walked in…”

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

Is this one gonna be a cage match?

by Euerfeldi

absolutely, buzzfeed, u got me perfectly

oh my god are you space?

I am the void life is an illusion death awaits us all

Fuckin’ knew it. time to kill everything.

absolutely, buzzfeed, u got me perfectly

oh my god are you space?