“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" for Tim?

It seemed that no matter what he did, Tim was always destined to be the one who ended up injured and/or inconvenienced. It wasn’t like he tried to get hurt purposely and yet it always seemed to be him that was in need of first aid at the end of a mission. This time it was just a sprained ankle so it wasn’t that bad, not like that one time with the whole spleen thing, but it was just enough to be a bother. He must have shown some annoyance despite his attempt to keep a neutral face because it wasn’t long before his team started asking if he was okay. He waved them away until it became obvious that they were concerned about his well being. He ignored most of their pronounced looks before he was suddenly swept off of his feet without any warning, causing him to let out a strangled shout and throw a punch at the person holding him. “Okay really funny. Put me down.” Tim crossed his arms, trying to look as strict as possible so that he wouldn’t have to endure the humiliation of being carried all the way to the ship. And, not surprisingly, he wasn’t put down. “Please put me down, it’s just a sprained ankle.” “So you’re admitting you’re injured. Therefore, I’m not putting you down.” Tim groaned but decided that the only way to survive this without experiencing too much humiliation was to pretend that it was for the benefit of the team. So he let himself be carried to the ship, chatting with the rest of his team about various topics. It wasn’t too bad being carried like this, at least his ankle didn’t hurt quite as bad. Maybe he could survive this when he got hurt next time, because that was definitely a certainty.

i once stayed up for 36 hours on one of my busiest work days of the year. i barely remember that shift because i was pretty much asleep the whole time. i drank three energy drinks and on the last half of one i had a panic attack due to the caffeine but kept going till close. found out i didnt make a single mistake somehow. i can literally do my job in my sleep.

I’M NOT CONDONING IT BUT THAT’S RLY IMPRESSIVE

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If the batkids went to college like normal kids what do you think their majors would be?

WEE HEE HEE I LOVE THIS QUESTION SO MUCH THANK YOU (this got long, apologies)

Dick: Okay I actually really like what they did with Dick joining the police force, I think that’s a great fit for him. So I could totally see him majoring in like Criminal Law or something along those lines. (I’m a sucker for Officer Grayson.) Sometimes he stops by Cass’ self defense class she teaches to give a few tips on ‘what to do if someone larger and stronger than you grabs you and how to turn their weight again them.’ and goes over what rights a person has when the police are involved and what red flags to watch out for. Because Dick’s not dumb, he knows there’s bad guys on the force. But as long as he’s here he’s gonna be damn sure they don’t stay on for long. 

Jason: I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SO MUCH AND OKAY, ENGLISH LITERATURE FOR SURE. Jason loves books, he loves reading, I feel like he’s the guy who will whine about having to read one case file but then read an eight hundred page book in a week. So English Literature for sure, if they were in a normal setting I could easily see Jason as being a college professor who visits Gotham’s kind of shitty high school’s and he tells them that they matter and how important an education is. He would be the get really into Bruce’s charity work when it came to children from low income families especially. 

Tim: Tim’s the overachieving asshole who gets a major in business management and a minor in mechanical engineering. He doesn’t sleep and during his graduation ceremony they have to call his name a few times before you hear a very loud ‘DRAKE’ come from the crowd and Tim wakes up and gets his diploma. (The mess.) But yeah I could see him majoring in business because he’s the one to take over Wayne Enterprises, but he also does engineering so he can make sure no one’s embezzling money from any Wayne accounts and checks over all the computers for viruses and makes his own systems. (Once again, overachieving asshole.) His siblings have no clue why everyone thinks his intimidating, this is the same guy who calls cheese whiz and a Monster ‘lunch.’ 

Damian: Okay, okay so I know this probably wouldn’t happen. But can you imagine if Damian ended up majoring in veterinary science and became a veterinarian? Okay like this 22 year old Damian with a scowl and a button he’s wearing that says ‘animals are better than people.’ But then a little girl brings in her kitten who’s small and sickly and Damian’s eyes soften and they get that cat healthy. (Damian waves his hand when the parents say they don’t have the money to pay for all the fancy medication.) He volunteers at shelters in his spare time and also helps Cass teach a tae kwon do class on the weekends. (Sometimes they do yoga, helps with core strength.) 

Stephanie: Okay this may just be because I relate to Steph hardcore but FASHION MERCHANDISING (my major) with a minor in business ethic!!! I could totally see Stephanie coming out with her own clothing line and the material is strong and durable (So no creepy guy can rip your dress.) And hella stain resistant. She ends up making a name and a brand for herself and the main message is ‘badass and beautiful, because why pick?’ (Sometimes she gets the boys to model some of the clothes. It’s the best.) 

Cass: Okay Cass is a little tough, but I could see physical therapy? Or tbh I feel like she’s be the one of Bruce’s kids to go backpacking and sends back postcards and amazing pictures. She teaches self defense classes and is on a roller derby team. She’s just having fun and kicking ass. Also she’s Stephanie’s favorite model to use for when she releases sportswear. She appears in so many magazines doing high kicks and flips and loves spreading the message that ‘strong doesn’t mean unfeminine.’ 

Babs: Forgive me, Babs is such an enigma to me. I could see her double majoring in computer science and criminal law. Since Dick and her father are on the force she helps with all the background work like tracking down drug cartels and interrogation. She’s a goddamn force to be reckoned with. (And the only person Tim trusts to double check Wayne Industries finances after he’s done filing taxes.) After the accident that puts her in a wheelchair, she’s still just as active. Because yes, shit happens, but don’t let that stop you. She visits Gotham’s hospitals a lot, especially the children’s ward.