I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead

grizzly bear having a swim

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

Need me a freak like this 😩

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

Uncle Iroh is a really smart , wise man , and he’s always so helpful to Zuko , but he really did him dirty with that hair style on his date

Like this is one of the few things that Iroh did wrong adjsktv what the hecc Iroh

You mean that haircut so painfully, obviously awful that any self-respecting date would immidiately ruffle it, thus guarunteeing Zuko the first bit of friendly touch from someone other than his uncle for more than three years? Or the haircut so bad that it will imidiately trigger mocking jokes and help break the tension that Zuko is so prone to?

Iroh wins again.

This counts as science

i mean, yeah, that’s what science is. you ask a question, you perform an experiment, you report your findings. this is science.

Tiny unit

country roads will be like "i know a place you belong" then take you home

Just look at this doofus. Sir Lancelotl just loves his bubbles

PRECIOUS BB

HE STOL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

I’m just going to leave this here…

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

Little fella practicing newly taught sneaking skills on his mom 

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there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

Hey look at these carpets

Forms for the glorious morphological freedom future