De La Fleurs

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

t-the noise- Icantbreath

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

nowadays we make bad content all day

Allie X // Alexandra

if I buy a 17th century castle overlooking a small european town hidden by a vaguely sinister forest, does anyone want to come and join me?

activities include: watching old films in matching silk nightgowns, weekly baking of patisseries and heart-shaped macaroons, and elaborate rituals under the full moon.

girls, angels, ghosts, dogs and witches all invited…

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i found it guys

the worst phone case ever

BEHOLD

you can buy it here. but i have no earthly idea why you’d want to

oh my god omgod oh mY GOD

a COMB

a RING

A MIRROR

A COMPACT

AND FINALLY

FINALLY

i’m losing my mind

Never in my many exhausting years on this earth did I ever think I would see orthodontist fetish merch

not a cell phone in sight. just living in the moment. absolutely beautiful, wish we could go back

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

I call bs cats are born knowing the f word

i just wanna cuddle bro this isnt fair

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles