Never Take Anything For Granted

Fox Mulder + sports.

Mulder: I have a theory if you want to hear it.

Friends foreshadowing its celeb guest stars

Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at 2017 VMAs x

1st of September. Nineteen years later.

I can’t believe Miss Congeniality, a movie from 2001, tackles internalised sexism, women’s self-defence and rape (”did you report him? “no, that stuff happens all the time.” “no, no it doesn’t!”) and shows the story of a tough, independent woman learning that she can still be all of that, and so can other women, while still being beautiful and sexy

also, competing women supporting each other??

“which one of these… is… the lipstick…”

*huge group of women freak out and converge on her to help her prepare*

HER WHOLE FINAL PERFORMANCE IS LITERALLY JUST TEACHING WOMEN HOW TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM ASSAILANTS

AND I FORGOT ABOUT CALIFORNIA SHOUTING TO THE CROWD ABOUT “I WANNA LET ALL THE LESBIANS KNOW, IF I CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOP 10, SO CAN YOU”

“I realised that these women are smart, terrific people, who just want to make a difference in the world.”

“For me, this experience has been one of the most rewarding, and liberating experiences of my life.”

I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.

The truth will save you, Scully. I think it’ll save both of us.

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK THE ERECTION IS FREE

Happy 1st of September!

19 years later is today!

Favorite Mulder Moments  ➝ 1.03 Squeeze