someone save me from skinning my dad alive
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This made me bust out laughing
Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked
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A woman's place is on the battlefield
so you think women should die
funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?
you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women
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The Ides of March are come...
Aye, Caesar, but not gone.
He was investigated by the secret service for this joke
Which makes it SO much funnier
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I can't be the only person who immediately looked for the least common ones to try and use them more, right?
Scumwit and dirt goblin are pretty great, tbh.
I'm more interested in the mid-range. People actually call others dipclown, buttgoblin, and poopboy??
Find your favorite mid-range entries:
dickgoblin, twatnozzle, and wankbag
Tremendous amount of work being done here
For the first time, Draco Malfoy was fully human to her. She’d slipped through his walls and peeled away his defensive layers of malice and cruelty, until she reached the centre of him, and there found he carried a broken heart.
that overwheming feeling of feeling empty and all of a sudden very full of every emotion possible is not only exhausting but destroys any self presevation I have installed in my mind
and yeah I say installed because sometimes i feel like a robot and other times I feel too much like a human being to exist here by myself and I would rather just vomit all my thoughts and worries onto someone but I can’t
this fanfic is not ending in the direction i would like and i s2g im gonna cry if they don't find each other again
my anxiety is really bad because O’Malley is just laying right next to me
Rip
I truly need to get my anxiety under control :/
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tumblr got bought out and turned into rubbish and now the same thing is probably going to happen to twitter....
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#Barbie (2023)
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April - Brendon Burton