Enjoy Your Latté , Bitch☕️

You guys weren’t kidding that 2008 spn livejournal post was literally where mansplaining came from

You can see history being made here

you jnow theres no proof that our teeth dont retract up into our gums every time we close our mouths

I can lick em

you dont know what those are

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

Happy one year anniversary little thread

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

I’m sorry yall but I’m too superstitious

beyond parody.

i <3 sharing content

i play minecaft like keepinventory easy mode mobgriefing off firespread off and also if anything starts killing me i turn it on peaceful until im better

the only reason its on easy at all is because i like making and eating food

i play minecraft on hardcore firespread on tickspeed 200000 and also i modded it to make all the beds explode no matter what. Every time a monster kills me my computer sends an email to my boss about how much i love using company time to kiss men and then catches on fire

i see baby yoda and i have a yearning to release him into a little german village with an oversized lollipop. he just feels like he is supposed to be here

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO ?

love wins <3

wait this is the song isn't it

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

brah to what

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

these are basically turning into my video diaries

this video made me laugh so hard I threw up. I woke up my 63 year old mother downstairs, she rushed up to make sure I was okay. it’s gone midnight. i want to watch it again but I’m scared I’ll shit myself next

bunny: “i ate so much fucking shit on the fourth of july. i said i wouldn’t but then i did and i totally fucked up my diet and now i’m paying for it. by working out in a hundred fucking degree weather i hate my fucking life i hate myself so much why the fuck did i do that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” /inhale “AHHHHHHHHHHH! work bitch!”