Casual reminder that 2024 will be the last free election the world will ever see, Guy Fieri will be in the U.S Supreme Court and eventually become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War, and ICP will be in the White House.
i hope i am someone's i love you alive girl
my official statement on this and every matter is that we all must hang out and tell our friends we love them more frequentlyย
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do
Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh
It was me I shoved my dick in your pocket and pissed I'm sorry
You pissed myself
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literally my favorite type of tweet
oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec
Testicular manslaughter
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
HAPPY 18 BIRTHDAY NEIL!!
All grown up :')
me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid