hime hime

a second chance

wow so i live in chicago now and this place…still sucks

i lowkey miss wasting my time here but like there’s some baggage still so we’re gonna hold off lol 

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[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[pause for peep]

guy fieri goes to chicken wing hell

guy fieri’s health gets low in a first person shooter so he hides behind a fridge to regen for a bit

Needed this to cheer up–

please watch with sound on

I can’t

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

“sooo she’s a porn star..”

*gently places hand on shoulder* “travis you don’t understand… what we’re telling you..”

This is still funny every time I see it.

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”

guys are Mad that girls find michael b jordan attractive bc they really convinced themselves girls dont like them bc they watch anime and not bc theyre fucking unbearable to be around

bringing this iconic quote back

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big ass mood bitch

what a time to be alive