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@wizardbeef / wizardbeef.tumblr.com

I just don't want to die
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Every reblog gets me shot out of a cannon

Please

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wait, tom cruise was running for president? how did he not win? he was so good in top gun

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a dumbass 8-year-old: can we see the minions movie?

me, a seasoned film buff: the minions film*

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seinfeld

“I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: Nothing!" 

"Highlights of 100, Pt 1” is on Seinfeld tonight! 

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My cat died fucking 1 year old why the fuck did this happen

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