Every reblog gets me shot out of a cannon
Please
Please
wait, tom cruise was running for president? how did he not win? he was so good in top gun
I like this one.
a dumbass 8-year-old: can we see the minions movie?
me, a seasoned film buff: the minions film*
“I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: Nothing!"
"Highlights of 100, Pt 1” is on Seinfeld tonight!
its a knife taped to a stick and its the ultimate weapon
Spear
blocked
My cat died fucking 1 year old why the fuck did this happen
As You Have Forsaken Jeb, So You Have Forsaken Me: My Curse Shall Lie Upon This Nation for Seven Times Seven Generations by Barbara Bush
*glances at a beautiful girl* i do not need this right now