OH MY GOD THIS IS SO OLD
"Hartley Van Dusen is a piece of shit asshole who doesn’t even call me back!“
Fucking. Casanova.
“Then why are you over there and not over here between them?”
“It is rude to keep a lady waiting, Garrus. Ammit’s patience only lasts so long.”
"Thanks but I don't need your encouragement Ro-nan."
[ Totally forgot I’m filming Ted Talks this weekend, Friday and Saturday Oct. 2nd & 3rd from almost all day. Just throwing out a reminder I’ll be gone! ]
"Hartley Van Dusen is a piece of shit asshole who doesn’t even call me back!“
Fucking. Casanova.
"Hartley Van Dusen is a piece of shit asshole who doesn’t even call me back!“
Fucking. Casanova.
ᴡʜʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ʀᴇᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ᴄʟᴀᴡs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ﹖ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪ ᴇᴀʀɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɴɪᴄᴇ﹖ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀɪᴇs ɪ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏʀʀʏ. ɪғ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴɢʀʏ﹐ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀɴɢʀʏ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙʟɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪɢʜᴛ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ ﹠ sʜᴀᴋʏ ʜᴀɴᴅs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴠᴇɴᴏᴍ ﹠ ᴛᴇᴀʀʏ ᴇʏᴇs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴍʏ ғᴀɴɢs ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴍɪʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇ ﹠ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴘɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇ.
“Bro, bring everything you need”
“Okay”
“Bro, why didn’t you bring anything?”
“You’re my everything, bro”
“Bro”
“Bro”
“…but it’s not good?”
at least he thought it was.
"Men of war were made to do only one thing Cullen." "To calibrate our rifles and to order food out."
"Hartley Van Dusen is a piece of shit asshole who doesn’t even call me back!“
Fucking. Casanova.
gxrbexr
“Gar’s a terrible liar.”
"--When have I ever lied?"