heyyyyyyy

#he was probably like 20 in this

A quick reminder for everyone that the infamous Stephen King, who authored dozens of pants-shittingly terrifying horror novels, screenplays, and short stories, has a small corgi puppy named Molly and posts pictures and cute little blurbs about her on his official Facebook page on at least a weekly basis.  

THIS IS  NOT MY CAT! (24 Pics)

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

yay ur back

when you see ur squad while you out with your parents

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”