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i wanted a salad but now i have a child

@starkidllamas-llamas / starkidllamas-llamas.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Hannah! Aussie 🇦🇺 ♏️Starkid/Tin Can Bros/Potterhead/Dink Fam/Musical Theatre and most any good meme! 😬
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“Does your phone plan cover calls to hell?”

“Hell?”

“She’s bisexual and dead! Where else would she be?”

I laughed at this much more than I should have and also this is the best way to reveal to your friends that your other friend is dead and you’re homophobic.

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ovenproofowl

THE LORDS IN BLACK in Nerdy Prudes Must Die!

'You summon us once, you summon us twice You gamble on the roll of a dice'
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