*screams to the heavens* THEODORE FINCH DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER
Sometimes I just start random crying because of Theodore Finch.
Sooooo. Today I used one of my fanfics in a test for my students to read a short story. They were HYPING ME UP. Two of my kids watched Teen Wolf and were so excited. One of them was like Lydia wouldn’t be an Alpha and I had to argue with him about it. Another girl asked me if I had more for her to read and that Stydia was going to be her new OTP. Another one of my kids thanked me for using fan fiction and hugged me for it. I just——kids are so pure.
alright rb this and put in the tags: ur zodiac sign, if u like milk or not, and how tall u are
im a sagittarius i despise milk and i’m a whole 5'1 😔
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Scrolled past bit then remembered i have a job interview thursday. Not risking it
Day Seventy-Six
One of my students came up to me before World started and begged to be excused from presenting his project. He said there was no way he’d be able to do it. I told him what I tell everyone: that I wanted him to at least try, and I was going to make it as easy as I possibly could.
I started class by explaining the purpose of the presentations (everyone is sharing a piece of modern African history, and if we put the pieces together we can understand what’s happening today). Then I reminded them that it wasn’t a “best presenter” competition, and it was okay if they were nervous or didn’t like public speaking. I said they could bring a friend up with them to click their slides/hold their posters/be moral support. And I ended with, “I’m not looking to make you miserable and give you bad grades. I want to do whatever is going to help you succeed, and I am going to be so proud of you if you come up here and do your best.”
And that boy who’d begged not to present? First, he got up and clicked slides for one of his friends. Then he and another student acted out the information a third student presented. And then he presented his own project- with his friends acting out his information, and breaking into a celebratory dance party when he finished. He positively beamed when I told him, “I knew you could do it.”
And everyone else did it, too. Plus, I had a deal with them: in exchange for presenting, they could make me do something I find scary, so they had me sing for them at the end of class.
We’re all in this together.
One more day.
things I’ve said that my students have found funny:
- You’re not allowed to die in this classroom
- If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office
- [on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years
- whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it
- [to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat
- If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers
- In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you
- [to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them
- You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t be the edible kind
- [when checking in on groups] is everything gucci
- [a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is
pls drink a lot of wine and be extraordinarily well read and buy too much perfume and write a few too many love letters and spread affection and poetry wherever you go
When you fall back in love with a WIP
Mysteryland by derliebewolf
Sunshine™
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
On the opposite end my student asked me if I participated in the Freedom Riders in the 1960s. I’m 23.
My thoughts are all filled with stories of us that will never come true.
reblog if ur lgbt and have a bad eyesight
trying to prove a point to my oculist
i love how fast this is getting notes.. we’re all bonding over not being able to see shit
i guess you could say we’re bonding over the fact that we can’t see straight
Rt
you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”
the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays
if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be