It’s already been clicked on
you cannot possibly fault me for wanting to read this article about the horniest founding father
me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?
that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
The ability to pin a post would be very cool
why is that last letter in orange
Halloween
IT (2017)
Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.
i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train
this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours
Hey! Another one! kinda awkward because the first one is in my queue and won’t post till sunday! but that’s okay! have this!! it’s about me.
ass may be great but
ASS CANNOT be used to prove triangles congruent. Try SSS, AAS, SAS, or ASA
figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner