Shibe trying to calm down his rowdy pupper.

Nohr or Hoshido, whose side will you choose?

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

this is like 1998 chain email-level content

Oh my god…

disgusting-radish

how do i tattoo this on my body

I said a lot of cringe worthy things in middle school, and this wasn’t one of them.

Ushijima is unstoppable. ✿✿✿ (click the picture for a better view!) 

Phoneme Chart by TheEndIsNearUs

i really admire the design for these stairs and how they incorporate a wheelchair access ramp. in a world were barrier free design is essential to living a full and happy life, its amazing to see landscape architect Cornelia Oberlander has taken literal steps to design stairs AROUND a ramp, instead of the other way around.

This is beautiful.

Form AND function excuse me while I die

OH I REALLY LIKE THIS

troy and gabriella for superbowl halftime 2k16

KANYE ALMOST DID THAT SHIT OMG

girl code

Truth.

this is like. top three favorite vines ever i’m crying

My brother is amazed by it all the time.