Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

In Mario Party 4′s Present Room, Shy Guy remarks that on Waluigi’s calendar, “every day is Sunday”. However, if you zoom in really close, you’ll see that Shy Guy is actually lying.

that son of a bitch

a twitter thread that actually killed me

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

getting gift art of your oc is so amazing like what do you MEAN I get to see my oc in your style as a surprise for free?!?!? WHAT?!?!

my very alive cat

Someone photoshop her frolicking through a flowery meadow I'm begging you

lalalala~ 🧚‍♀️🌷🌻✨

she has a uti

Beaded cloisonné hermit crab by Amy Kopperude.

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

Listening to the Fallout 4 soundtrack and.... LYNDA FUCKING CARTER?!?!?

That is NOT my middle name.

knights are sooooooo good in horror settings like. blind following and unconditional loyalty to their liege. mistaking evil for divinity. unwavering faith to a corrupted cause. corruption in general (whether they’re the target or an accessory). so many good options…… *chefs kiss*

if you're cringing at the genre conventions of the genre you are writing in then why the hell are you writing in it. either have something substantial to say about those conventions or shut the hell up! i will not cringe alongside you at superhero powers and spaceship battles and big eldritch worms and bone magic. i came to this story to SEE that shit and I don't appreciate it when an author tries to pretend they're above the very things they're selling themselves on

stop wink wink nudge nudging me about how silly the genre is, asshole. i like that genre. I'm reading your story because I like that genre. your wink wink nudge nudging just tells me you're too unoriginal to deliver an actual critique and too irony-poisoned to unabashedly enjoy the clichés. again I ask: why the hell would you waste both of our times like this

honestly this is true even of genres I don't particularly like! i don't even enjoy romance all that much, but if I'm reading a romance novel, i expect there to BE romance novel trappings in there, and am therefore pretty fine with them existing. there are an awful lot of romance clichés that I hate, but it's still not cute or clever to include them just to laugh at them. why would you disrespect your own genre in such a substanceless way. say something true and beautiful NOW!!!!!

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired