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sᴛᴜᴄᴋ & ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ

@haylorsrps / haylorsrps.tumblr.com

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hi it’s loren here! if anyone ever comes across this blog, i don’t use this anymore and i am currently clearing it out. i will list my active blogs below if anyone happens to be looking for me! pls feel free to message me if we used to be mutuals or friends or rp together because i’d always love to hear from you <3

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST, DON’T REBLOG.

– BASICS.

NAME: loren •   PRONOUNS: she/her •   ORIENTATION: bi af •   TAKEN OR SINGLE: married to @wcndcrland

– THREE FACTS.

1: i should be revising for my exams in three weeks but naturally i’m on tumblr instea

2: I HAVE A DOGE AND SHE’S THE CUTEST LIL FLUFF EVER

3: I’M SEEING HARRY STYLES IN OCTOBER AND I’M GONNA DIE

– EXPERIENCE. •   HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): idk ages lmao. probs about five years? •   PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: tumblr and facebook •   BEST EXPERIENCE: getting to look at harry’s face everyday

– MUSE PREFERENCES. •   FEMALE OR MALE: male. for some reasons i can’t play girls even though i am a girl •   FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: angst and fluff  •   PLOTS OR MEMES: plots •   LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: both depending on the situation. if it’s just a normal thread then shorter ones are better bc effort but if it’s a dramatic thread then LONG AF REPLIES  •   BEST TIME TO WRITE: 3am ofc •   ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): tbh not really although i did make charlie based on myself

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zax: [text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me // [text]: we need to talk. // [text]: ??????

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[text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me

[text]: I’m like Detective Boyce the way I be spam texting.[text]: Anyway[text]: Watch the series premiere of Brooklyn 99.

[text]: we need to talk.

[text]: What’s the problem, MUM?[text]: What did I do? Seriously.

[text]: ??????

[text]: I know you can’t understand what I’m talking about half of the time, but there’s literally no way you don’t know what a proton is???

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zach/terry: [text]: pretty please? with sugar on top! // [text]: i really need a friend right now // [text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!

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[text]: pretty please? with sugar on top!

[text]: Damn you![text]: You know sugar is my weakness.[text]: If I do this, just know that you legitimately owe me a fro-yo date and you have to pay for my fro-yo.

[text]: i really need a friend right now

[text]: What do you need? What happened?[text]: I’ll be right over.

[text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!

[text] It’s not that bad. You’ll make it.[text] As an actual old person who is, like, eight years older than you, your hair is not turning grey. You’re just being dramatic. Nothing new.

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ZALIX // text: seriously??? is my dick too bomb??? is that it? // text: there is nothing i want to do more right now than make out with you // text: thats what hands are for xoxo

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text: seriously??? is my dick too bomb??? is that it?text: sometimes i wonder why i married you and then i get texts like this and wonder even more

text: there is nothing i want to do more right now than make out with youtext: i always just want to make out with youtext: come over to the bakery on your break ;)

text: thats what hands are for xoxo text: i swear to god if i didn’t own this bakery you would’ve gotten me fired by nowtext: stop doing this to me before seb takes away my phone xo

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[Smoss] text: sending me texts at 4:32 am saying "this is your daily good morning text" is not acceptable bc a) you were pulling an all nighter and b) you NEVER send me good morning texts // [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us // [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now // text: i love you and ur really cute

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text: sending me texts at 4:32 am saying “this is your daily good morning text” is not acceptable bc a) you were pulling an all nighter and b) you NEVER send me good morning textstext: a) you say this like i don’t pull all nighters all the timetext: b) WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE GOOD MORNING TEXTS AT FOUR IN THE MORNING A REGULAR THING

[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us[text] you’re peer pressuring me. i thought you were my friend

[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now[text] you really didn’t come to the right person for this[text] why would you look through your contacts and decide i’m a good person to send this text to?

text: i love you and ur really cutetext: aw babe, i love you tootext: sometimes i forget i’m actually married to felix and not you

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[Zossy] text: FUCKJ FUCK MY GLASSES FELL INTO THE TOILET // text: one more sticker and i'm blocking you // [text]: i really need a friend right now // [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. // [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ // [text] I just felt emotion and I’m not okay with it // [text] I don’t say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you.

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text: FUCKJ FUCK MY GLASSES FELL INTO THE TOILETtext: I’VE LITERALLY BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE TEN MINUTEStext: you’re such an idiottext: how did you even manage that

text: one more sticker and i'm blocking youtext: :(text: u just want to watch the world burn

[text]: i really need a friend right now[text]: gimme ten mins and i’ll be there with an army of cupcakes and my best koala cuddles xxx[text]: love you

[text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] why wasn’t i invited to this???

[text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] we all know lopez hears what she wants to hear[text] just offer her sex or something and i’m sure she’ll forget

[text] I just felt emotion and I’m not okay with it [text] w o w[text] WRITE IT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS SHANE FELT EMOTION[text] on a serious note, are u okay? do u need me to take you to a doctor????

[text] I don’t say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you. [text] jfc ur so gross[text] i love you as well[text] ........ please tell me you didn’t meet ronnie woods as well because i will actually stab you

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malfie [text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me? // [text]: how did you get this number? // [text]: batman or superman? you know, for science…

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[text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me?[unsent]: I don’t really have to try hard to pretend do I ?[text]: Why would you ask me..?[text]: Sure I guess

[text]: how did you get this number?[text]: Our brothers are married[text]: Please don’t make all the persuasion I used go to waste :-([text]: I just really wanted to talk to you

[text]: batman or superman? you know, for science… [text]: Batman duhhhhh[text]: If you told me science could be this fun I would’ve listened to you nerding about it more often :)

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zerry (zach/terry) [text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room? // [text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this… // [text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :( // [text]: pants are optional.

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[text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room?[text]: idk because you need to fucking stop?[text]: fine, i know but being the sober one means i’m superior to you and won’t tell you :)

[text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this…[text]: team i’m not a nerd? [text]: (iron man because robert downey jr is fit as fuck)

[text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :([text]: so who do i need to stab?

[text]: pants are optional.[text]: ....u saying you want to see my dick?[text]: i think ur taking the fake boyfriend thing a little bit too far now

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