YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

ajr is like a rotisserie chicken in my brian

Inertia by AJR is the perfect culmination of The Click and Neotheater in this essay I will

you’re telling me they drop the maybe man album???? KNOWING the first and last tracks repeat????? KNOWING it builds in the same way like a constant anxiety spiral???? KNOWING the journey is forever cyclical and all we can do is keep going in circles????? writing a literal ouroboros of an album???? and they don’t think to fucking warn us??????

Tiktok funny sometimes

if you don't listen to AJR, look at the lyrics, realize it's sad, then realize it applies to some very specific instance in your life, then keep listening and feeling the weight of being seen but also having to face the fact that you are in this situation or such, then what's the fucking point

KM SORRY BUT I HAVE TO SHOW YOU GUYS TJIS VUDEO-

IT LEGIT HAD ME CACLKING SO HARD OMFG

A few of my fav screen caps:

I LOVE YOU INTERNET STRANGER THAT MADE THIS

THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET EXISTS

@addietheghost HOW THE HEKL DID YOU FIND THIS PIECE OF FINE MAJESTIC BEAUTIFUL ART THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

me when i see a jojo

Tiktok funny sometimes

she's a 10 but her social battery dies before she even goes outside

Audio from @themornal

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes

The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form