BRUH

It’s always a good thing when cops just add on that they can and will disappear you.

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remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else

Daily Mirror, England, February 18, 1930 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman

good morning to people with sweatshirts for universities they never attended, people with a collection of empty notebooks, people with niche academic interests no one else seems to care about, people who never outgrew their middle school mythology phase, people who can’t seem to make a dent in their TBR piles, and the guy who does edits on Wikipedia

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

For anyone who doesn’t know, Chanukah starts tomorrow (Thursday the 10th) at night! It is not Chanukah until then.

I love that everyone is being kind and spreading Chanukah wishes (I have seen this post many times, you all are lovely), but it would be even lovelier to share this during the holiday itself :)

when I was like 12 I ran track and played soccer but I gave em up to be a Theatre Kid TM but one day when I was older I started playing a pickup game of soccer and I guess I was rly good bc this coach was like “what the heck....why haven’t you tried out for the soccer team?” And I was like “I don’t know I just didnt” and he told me to come by to try it out bc he’d like me on the team and then I went home instead bc I didn’t particularly feel like so that’s how my life was Almost a YA coming of age sports movie

Bend it like Beckham taught me it should’ve been a hot girl inviting me to practice and I wasn’t settling for less

This isn’t just true when ‘I can’t afford X’ was the literal reason for suicide. It’s also true when ‘I can’t deal with these shitty jobs’, ‘I can’t get the medical treatment I need to not be in pain all the time’, ‘I can’t deal with the constant stress of precarious housing anymore’ etc. Capitalism kills and no amount of mental health awareness alone can fix that.

anti-vaccine? no man i’m so fucking pro-vaccine i’ll do pretty much anything to inject that covid protection juice into my fucking veins

let me feel what this woman is feeling