Desi and his binoculars have Tinder Plus'd the shit out of our spring time Wicker Park boy watching.

Weekly sushi date with the perfect human. (at Nori Sushi Chicago / Wicker Park)

Texts with mom.

Dork.

I have a huge crush on you, Nashville. (at The Crying Wolf)

Bell Buckle, Tennessee

I'm going out of town this week for the first time in 5 years. So obviously I woke up sick. I bought a ginger root the size of my head, juiced it, added cayenne, lemon and honey and chugged that bitch. My blood is buzzing.

Pffffffft you. (at Red Lobster - Lincolnwood, IL)

D.C. and Double Feature.

"Cha Cha Slide" for the Fairytale Ball.