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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

sorry i cant stop watching this

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

please bother me with questions and statements

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

Reblog this post to send a small fae creature to annoy and haunt someone who plays loud tiktoks in public.

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe