cowardly

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

ask me questions for blogrates

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

Let Him Have The Sausages

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

Cats Who Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices.