Novak Snack Attack

Yess girl slaaayyyyyy wait no stop don’t actually girl what are you doing what are you doing stop stop stop oh my god god no no he’s dead no no no oh my god girl what have you done

Vampire!Eddie + Textposts (part ??)

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

HIT CLIPS

i really am obsessed with supernatural as a concept. it’s one of the worst pieces of media i’ve ever willingly consumed in my life and yet i think castiel is the greatest character ever written

someone said spn stannies love blackout poetry because that's the way we consume the show and i can't stop thinking about it

Are any of my old buddies on here still active… 

no... okay... I’ll just go fuck off then lol 

he…he thinks ghosts did “hollyweed”

When someone attractive on the internet starts messaging you

Talk shit, get hit

good

I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?

He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”

I hope Obama booby traps the heck out of the Oval Office

Home Alone: White House Havoc

A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?